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Can we talk about how I’m apparently dating a 15 year old girl or something. Ethan shared this picture on Facebook

and then tagged me in a comment R U SERIOUS.

Ethan texted me…

him: hey love
me: sup homie

This is why I don’t usually have a significant other.

  • me: I want to get a cat and name it Schrodinger--
  • boyfriend: Oh god you'd get a hedgehog just to name it Sonic, wouldn't you.
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: That's actually a really good idea.
  • me: Can we get a dog too and name it Pavlov?
  • boyfriend: *facepalm*

Current number of ex-girlfriends that want my boyfriend to break up with me: 3

So there’s this girl I absolutely hate

She hangs out with our circle at school, well, she’s more like on the edge of our circle. ANYWAY, she always flirts with the guys in our group, even the ones that aren’t single. A couple of them have told me that she makes them feel uncomfortable.

Apparently, a couple of weeks ago she straight up asked my boyfriend when he was going to break up with me. (Ethan’s response was that he had no intention of breaking up with me.) The boyfran told me the same day it happened that a friend asked this, and I was peeved but I didn’t ask who it was that asked until last night. 

I’ve never liked her, and this is just such an incredibly bitchy move. No matter how much you like someone, you should respect the fact that they’re dating someone else. This isn’t the only girl that has hit on/said things to my guy. There’s another girl that rubs me the wrong way that told Ethan something like, “It’s a shame you’re so faithful.” (Sidenote: This girl is currently cheating on her boyfriend.) Apparently she wants to sleep with him too. -.-

I hate that I hate these girls with such a passion, because girl on girl hate is such a stereotypical thing to do, but do any of you blame me? It’s like, jesus fucking christ there’s tons of other guys in our group that ARE single.

It’s no wonder that I’ve never liked songs like “Girlfriend” or “You Belong With Me,” because these songs are prime examples of what these girls are trying to do to me. Just like no guy has any claim over any girl, no girl has any claim upon any guy. I can be a bitch, but there’s a certain type of bitchery that even I draw the line at.

If either of them try to pull this shit again, they’re getting socked.

It used to be for me. But now that “loud and flirty” persona I attained while drinking sort of became part of my personality and now I have no problem with talking to new people and just being louder than I used to be in general. I used to be super quiet and shy.

It used to be for me. But now that “loud and flirty” persona I attained while drinking sort of became part of my personality and now I have no problem with talking to new people and just being louder than I used to be in general. I used to be super quiet and shy.

I’m running out of moisturizer.

Clean and Clear apparently stopped making the one I use.

What am I going to do.

I already mentioned this on Twitter but today I was helping my boyfriend sort out his belongings and I found knitting needles. He knows how to knit.

I asked him if he would knit me a scarf and he just glared at me.

I got my ear cartilage pierced today and now I want to get another piercing and I mentioned a nose one to my boyfriend and he was like NOOOO PLEASE DON’T GET THAT so fine I won’t get that but I still want more.